Hello again..
Sometimes I just have more to say.
Mum would say I always do haha. Even though typing (and every other bleedin thing I could possibly want to do) hurts like hell today I'm typing anyways, my irritiation with my massive knees and being stuck in the house so much means I have to have a rant every so often... and I think my jaw is going all wrong, which is worrying, and very painful :(
Anyways, for my amusement I have written this lonely hearts ad, cant wait for the offers to start flooding in hahahaha!....
Wanted:
Gorgeous, devestatingly intelligent, limitlessly kind and resiliant man sought.
Must be oblivious to own awesomeness to facilitate not minding spending half of time sitting in hospital waiting rooms/ pushing wheelchair/ holding my hand through hours/days/weeks/months/years of endless agony.
Must be willing to suffer a minimal/nonexistent sexlife, and able to cope with my complete disbelief that that does not equal a minimal/nonexistent interest in me.
Time wasters/insane blokes need not apply. No dss.
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